plead the fifth

v. To decline to give self-incriminating information. Refers to the fifth amendment of the US Constitution, which states that no citizen "shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself..."

Joe: Bob, did you ever do drugs in high school?

Bob: I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, Joe.

by Gargouille July 21, 2005

four on the floor

refers to two things, in my experience.

1. a rhythm pattern where the percussive bass takes place on every downbeat. Common in house, trance, other forms of techno, disco, etc.

it is the opposite of a breakbeat, where the percussive bass can be anywhere, but is normally not on beats 2 and 4, and rarely on 3.

2. refers to a 4 speed transmittion with the shifter on the floor (as opposed to the dash or the column)

1. I dig that four-on-the-floor beat; it goes well with the bassline.

2. John wrecked the four-on-the-floor transmittion in his car by going 80 MPH and then quickly shifting into reverse.

by karl December 26, 2004

Why the fuck not

Elon Musk

Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.

by Yankx February 9, 2018

BONER'D THE FUCK UP

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.

"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku

by bloodfrost September 27, 2011

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

what the fuck is juice?

Usually a minority not understanding what fruit juice is; referring to grape drink or orange drink.

My friend Dave Chappelle came over. I asked did he want some refreshments, like grape juice. His response. "what the fuck is juice"? What the fuck is juice?

by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions

I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009