Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg by crispindry July 19, 2009

Tea bag 

To plop the nutsak on another persons forehead.

I would tea bag that chick over there.
Last night I got you with a classic tea bag on video.
Wanna see a pic of me dropping the tea bag on you while you were sleeping?

Tea bag by T Baggin S10 July 21, 2008

tea bagley

The art of baggers dipping testicles in pollards grotesque dripping aids infested penis receiving flange shaped mouth

Yo, u did a tea bagley there.

Death by tea bagley - she choked on your hairy nut sack

Hickin tea bagged harriet.

hickin scat fetish loved tea bagging whilst scatting

i want to suck your scrote, please tea bag me right now. go on do a tea bagley then scat in my mouth, i love the scat. nowt better than a bit nutty scat. yeeeeaaa ahh haa i like it its nutty mmmmmm.

tea bagley by Fishmanman March 2, 2008

Tea Party

Throwing a Tea Party is when you gather a group of your closest friends and hot box the shit out of a camper. You can either use a bong or a pipe, for a complete tea Party experience.

Melissa: hey, you wana throw a Tea Party later?
Rachel: hellz yeahhh shits about to get real.

Tea Party by sugahbear69 July 3, 2011

tea sippin diva 

one who sips mad tea, take their sweet ass time, and is more of a diva then women are.

sean is such a tea sippin diva, he stay sippin that tea 24/7

tea sippin diva by 0G-_-BL4Z3 June 1, 2009

Tea boy

well spoken pretty boys who exuberates positivity (Canada)

Oh my god I meant a guy today! He's awesome like a tea boy!

Tea boy by natincanada September 6, 2016

Tea Sucking Brit 

An english person who drinks tea preferable 2 or 3 times a day. Used by many americans as an insult towards us "british" people. What can we say? Tea is a cup of life! =]

Past experience playing COD 4 on XBOX 360.
Me: "Go eat some burgers you obese fat fuck"
Some gurbby american: "Hey man fuck you, you tea sucking brit"

Tea Sucking Brit by I.<3.T March 15, 2009