Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet

by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Dick sucker boots

Knee pads.

Brad's a plumber he wears dick sucker boots so his knees don't hurt

by Popcorn luck April 17, 2023

SUCKER FREE

Not fooled or tricked by lames

Live life wit less stress...stay SUCKER FREE

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022

apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red

-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker

by Angry betch June 24, 2017

snake sucker

(pronounced snAY K ssUK r)
definition: someone who sucks up to snake all the time and acts like besties.

the sucker part is a reference to the way they always suck his dick.

“why us that person in vc with snake?”
“oh, theyre just a *snake sucker.*”

by #heterophobic September 28, 2020