Smitty

Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.

Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)

by Pirate1234 February 25, 2011

Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

itty bitty shitty committee

A miniature sized version of the government

Well, I'm sorry that I'm not a sort of itty bitty shitty committee!

by Tetsujin1234 November 16, 2014

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009

spitting straight fire

When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.

Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!

by Cheezwizzzz February 28, 2017

shitty sweater

A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.

"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."

by JA NUJ December 14, 2003