Snatchcraft

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.

1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"

by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006

snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.

"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."

by sideshow slim November 29, 2009

fester snatch

synonym for a bald pussy

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.

by mr. xxx November 12, 2006

slit snatch

A slit made into an object for the insertion of the male sex organ.

"If you dont shut up I am going to turn you into a slit snatch."

by Free HAt December 7, 2006

Bologna Snatch

When the clit hangs far outside the vagina resembeling a folded piece of Bolgna.

Man, I thought Lori was a fox until I got her pantys off and seen that Bologna Snatch hangin out, It looked like a dog panting for water!

Sue's Bologna Snacth will clap for you when you pull out.

by jus_sayin April 17, 2011

peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!

dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

by [mtn.dew.me] November 9, 2009

Snatch

A pearl-wearing, self help book reading, Polo shirt sporting southern bell that despises poor people, carries her purse on her wrist, gags at the sight of a Salvation army, finds utopia at Banana Republic, and gives her time to children's charities to make up for her evils.

We shopped at Old Navy while the snatch waited at Starbucks...she wouldn't be caught dead at an Old Navy!

by Nanna Gummy Bear November 16, 2011