SASKQUWATCH!!

a nasty person that is hairy and never shaves and in 20-30 years will look like a huge tangle of hair. AKA-EC

"eeewww! look at that hairy beast over there a totla SASKQUWATCH!!"
"ewww lookis like a SASKQUWATCH!! to me!"

by intoxicating-mystery.piczo.com April 25, 2006

Scooby snack

A Hit of ectsasy

I was down to my last scooby snack. Oh shit!¿!"

by Nigger Johnstone May 14, 2004

Snack Bar

This is a parking spot that is close to your destination

There is a snack bar spot over there.

by Pookie Jones October 25, 2004

Snack Wrap

A synonym for Condom

Jim: Oh yea, this is great!
Jill: Wait Jim, Are you using a snack wrap, I don't want to get pregnant!
Jim: I'l go put one on, I always cum prepared!

by Derek and Drew March 18, 2009

Saskia'd

Female version: A woman who is wrongfully accused of performing oral sex to a married dude during a resort destination wedding only based on "his" testimony. Character defamation. The victim of excessive male bravado.

Male version: A woman who freely gives blow jobs to a married man at a wedding. Yayyaah.

Universally abridged version: an international blow job related incident of global concern where the jury is still out on what really transpired.

Man: "Man if i hadn't just gotten married, i would totally get Saskia'd."

Woman: "The thought of her getting Saskia'd is SO upsetting. My fly girl was not trying to swallow some fly....she just met the dude and thought he was an arrogant prick---plus it was waaay too humid to be in a tiny bathroom giving a hummer."

by allkindsofwrong June 14, 2013

trouser snack

Wiener wrapped in a biscuit.

Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?"

by Billindatheory January 22, 2009

ass snack

A snack that was once- or currently is- inside someone's rectum.

That Jolly Rancher is an ass snacks; Kyle definitely just sat on it.

by richgirl9087 August 15, 2011