shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009

shnarning

The act of playing with young children while you're blind folded. A common past time for bored dairy farm CFO's.

" Hey Honey, I'm going to head over to the Boys and Girls club for a quick "shnarning."

by The MilkMan1785 May 24, 2010

Knee slapping

sex.

Similar to clapping cheeks

"Lemme slap them knees girl"
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"Yeah man I gave her a good knee slapping last night. She won't be walking right today!"

by me n the boyz May 8, 2019

Ghost-shipping

The act of having poop-sex with a dead body

I'm going to the morg to do some ghost-shipping.

by C-Drive November 18, 2004

shopping

the act of smoking buds. it makes for a good code word when speaking around your parents.

by Conquistador May 3, 2003

Ass snapping

Placing a hand (or thumb, index, and middle finger) inside an anus to preform a snapping motion for immense sexual pleasure.

"I came so hard when he started ass snapping me last night"

by milkyfire April 30, 2019