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PTSLAD?

Acronym for Permission To Sound Like A Douche.

When in conversation and the next talking points are in context and push the dialogue forward, but you will sound like a douche.

You emotionally prepare people by asking permission to sound like a douche, mostly to soften the landing of said douchiness.
PMF: Ya, I just think teams overcharging for ticket prices is absurd.

JBT: PTSLAD?

PMF: Please...

JBT: You know Paul, what people don't understand, is that sports is a business.
by Mike109999 December 29, 2022
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PTST

(passed the smell test)
As in ones clean clothes wore out today then questioned to be worn again another day
these pair o’ jeans have ptst so I can still wear them after today,
hopefully this COVID or vapin’ isn’t foolin’ my sense of smell!
by Fluidemptiness April 18, 2023
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PTT

"Permission to Touch"

To give consent to being touched

PTT?

Asking someone you may or may not know well if they're okay with being touched
*chilling*

Byron: "Hey bro, you look like you could use a hug, PTT?"

Marco: "Yeah, thanks bro."
*Byron hugs his sad bro*

*at a party*
Marco: "Hey chica, you got a nice bod. PTT?"
Chica: "And who tf are you?"
*Marco does not out his hands on chica*

*at a convention cuddle puddle*
Furry Dog: "You've been really sweet, PTT?"
Furry Cat: meows "yeah"
*Dog pets Cat*

Marco: "Shit with Chica was going well but I got my PTT privs revoked."
Byron: "Dude how?"
Marco: "She saw me pet a cat."

Chica: "I'm so upset I could punch you."

Marco: "You've got my PTT."
*Chica decks Marco*
by DatUniwulf May 10, 2023
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Ptak

I person the complains non stop about anything and everything. Someone that take zero accountability.

Synonyms: Bitch & Coward
Will you shut up your being a real Ptak right now.
by Sioux City August 7, 2023
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PTFD

PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.

This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.

Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)
Ghost has a severe case of PTFD, I hope they are ok...

Watch out before you get PTFD'ed!
by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023
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Dope Pts

Originally from the creators of Dope. From The Bay, The One And Only F.O.B. Crew. Usually used when done something very rewarding and impressive.
Damn Mark, Why u gotta do airchair at Taco Bell?!
That's 10 Dope Pts.
by x_____FLiPsTu May 28, 2006
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Ecky-ptang-zooboing

A mystical beign, who i sleeping for 3000 years. Scientists say he will awaken in 6969.
Guy1-Hey you sleep like a ecky-ptang--zooboing
Guy2-Yes i know;(
Ecky-ptang-zooboing
by TowelRoyale April 16, 2018
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