Patty

A person who likes to read, but doesn't like to share their work with others. This person is usually a brunette, and likes to laugh.

The girl at school is such a Patty, she loves to read!

by uggugg November 9, 2010

Supreme Patty

A dumbass person who smokes blunt and wears supreme. He thinks he's but he's an actual dick

Supreme Patty just smokes blunts.

by bob mcculey January 18, 2018

Patty Tanger

the caddy manager, a character from the FOX television show "Family Guy"

"I'm Patty Tanger, the caddy manager, yeah it ryhmes big whoop ya wanna fight about it?"

by Patty Tanager October 22, 2006

Harry Potter test

A test you give someone one when your unsure whether you like them or not. The first question is 'Did you laugh when Dumbledore died?'. It's best to not use the same words as those ones because you will look like a random freak.

The answer is that it wasn't funny.
The second question is 'Chocolate or strawberry icecream?'. This has been Daniel Radcliff approved. In an interview once, when asked whether he liked chocolate or strawberry icecream more he said 'Chocolate, I'm not stupid.'
That is proof that stupid people like strawberry icecream, and smart people like chocolate icecream.

The date was going badly, and I didn't know whether I should pretend I have to leave or stay, so I did the Harry Potter Test on her. She said her favourite part of the sixth movie was when Dumbledore died. I didn't even bother to ask the second question, I just avada kedavrad her and left. She deserved it.

by OrangeDough August 24, 2010

bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

by Myke79 July 29, 2006

Petty

Most of humanity and the reason the world is a terrible place to live in now.

John: dang man it seems like can't nothing or noone come together or come up as a society.

Rick: you know why that is right?

John: Why?

Rick: cuz people are petty as hell

John: *facepalm* I hear you

by Ok Jr August 13, 2012

petty lust

A term coined to mean the lust that one feels for someone that is not full on "I HAVE TO HAVE YOU RIGHT NOW" and yet is not just "Oh hey you're kind of hot." It is that middle ground of being attracted to someone more than just a little bit but still not enough to potentially go out of your way to act on it.

"What do you think of Jamie?"
"Oh he's pretty hot...yeah I'd tap that."
"Ask him out!"
"No, it's just petty lust."

by KC16 July 30, 2008