reverse dirty pirate 

When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.

Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?

reverse dirty pirate by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013

The curse of Pirate Piggy 

This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.

Kyle: You need to look at the map!

Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.

Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.

The curse of Pirate Piggy by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

One Eyed Pirate 

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

One Eyed Pirate by Lylyann July 11, 2016

patchy the pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.

Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.

patchy the pirate by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Jewish Pussy Pirate

A Jewish person who dresses up like a pirate and goes to an orgy.

“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”

Jewish Pussy Pirate by Leo Denson November 10, 2020

Straw Hat Pirate 

Straw Hat Pirate(s) is a nickname for Luffy's Crew.

Random Guy that Luffy's gonna beat up: Straw Hat Pirates!

Straw Hat Pirate by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021

book pirate 

One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.

That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.

He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.

book pirate by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008