a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.
Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate
by macaroni salad January 30, 2009
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Emo Ninja: *sniffle* Oh Emo Pirate, my ninjaish girlfriend broke up with me and I can't find my shuriken so I can't cut my wrist!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!
by Koyakku July 24, 2006
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Hey Zycki, did you have a good time with that Mormon Pirate last night?
Dude, that Mormon Pirate gave me a rocking hook hand job last night, and then drove me back on her Vespa, that she financed.
Dude, that Mormon Pirate gave me a rocking hook hand job last night, and then drove me back on her Vespa, that she financed.
by Fabes May 30, 2006
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Me: Hey dude check out this band Running Wild, there PIRATE METAL!!!
Dude: You dingus, theres no such thing as pirate metal.
Me: Haha, well you right, but it's still fun to pretend that there is!
Dude: You dingus, theres no such thing as pirate metal.
Me: Haha, well you right, but it's still fun to pretend that there is!
by Ytsejam July 24, 2006
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by Slidic June 4, 2005
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Emo pirates are the kind of emo (a race of man with no testicles due to lack of growing room in skinny jeans) who are so cheap that they can't even afford a single legit copy of a cd.
This race extension of emo often go to private schools and have rich parents, but love to believe that they are worse off, so get depressed for no reason and download crap music of the internet.
These individuals download pirate copies of songs by various different un-tallented hardcore bands (of coarse only a couple of songs from one album) and consider themselves hardcore fans of these bands.
This race extension of emo often go to private schools and have rich parents, but love to believe that they are worse off, so get depressed for no reason and download crap music of the internet.
These individuals download pirate copies of songs by various different un-tallented hardcore bands (of coarse only a couple of songs from one album) and consider themselves hardcore fans of these bands.
Emo Pirate 1: Hey I've got heaps of money
Emo Pirate 2: Well lets go spend it on jelly bellies and then download some music.
Emo Pirate 1: Wow! Thats a great idea. Lets listen to *Emily by From First to Last* for the 8999th time while we do it.
Emo Pirate 2:Great Idea, we can do it on my new 5000 dollar computer.
Emo Pirate 2: Well lets go spend it on jelly bellies and then download some music.
Emo Pirate 1: Wow! Thats a great idea. Lets listen to *Emily by From First to Last* for the 8999th time while we do it.
Emo Pirate 2:Great Idea, we can do it on my new 5000 dollar computer.
by HamDawg December 9, 2006
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