The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
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A combination of gay and retarded. If you're a phantum., you have 50 chromosomes and like cock in ur anal path.
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A person who is extremely fast and dedicated to taking over the world. If and when they DO take over the world...vegetables will be outlawed. All vitamins will be taken by form of pill or supplement. This person also hates all forms of communication other than english and has an extreme dislike for any form of math above algebra 2. He/she loves violent cartoons and feels the desire to bite things. They may be a vampire or have considered to have vampiric traits. Phantasmagoriacs have an inert ability to tell bullshit from truth. If you feel the urge to bite things or hate all vegetables...consult a physician.
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Get the Phantom mug.an online community. kids join this to have kiddie-sex (cyber sex, a pathetic form of masturbation where two people type to each other what they would do to each other if they were mature enough to have real sex, or they're just really sad people/butt-ugly people, who get off to text).
otherwise a place where people can obtain a false popularity by being a sell-out.
otherwise a place where people can obtain a false popularity by being a sell-out.
I'm just a loser in real life, so I think I'll pick up a copy of PhantasyStarOnline. I can be popular there and everyone will love me.
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