This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!
by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.
Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."
by oliverreal November 22, 2023

by Kdidjdndijdlwiantjrbe dididjdn September 20, 2021

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.
Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
by EricMLP June 11, 2016

by stanstan300 June 25, 2023
