Peach Nigger

A nigger who likes to eat or is obsessed with peaches.

Ex) Dang..... That "peach nigger" finished all the peaches!

by Snigger September 16, 2008

penis patch

Viagra, monkey brains to help fellas get there willie up.

That kat needs a penis patch to rock that rumpapeel !!

by DUBBSKI August 14, 2006

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Droppin' a Peach

The act of dropping a peach.

I was at the grocery store the other day droppin' a peach when the manager caught me in the act.

by H*ck Yeah! November 4, 2008

Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Sour Patches

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

by GDOGTHEBOMB May 25, 2016

Freeze peach

A phrase commonly uttered by an asshole attempting to justify their or somebody else's racist, sexist, homophobic, or generally shitty behavior by evoking the first amendment .

*Person gets fired from job after espousing countless racist remarks*

Person: "i have a right to muh freeze peach!!!"

by yamma684 August 20, 2017