owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.

Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"

by Josh Lively July 16, 2008

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing

Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night

by Smg May 8, 2018

i'm forming my own cloud

a meme from 2024 but it was a trend in 2020

Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!

Guy 2: No, let's see it then.

I'm forming my own cloud..🥺

Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE

Guy 2: What the fuck?

by SkibidiToiletOhio79 July 7, 2024

I'm my own boss

Become self-employed.

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024