if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

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Couch troll

To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.

Jesse was up all night being a couch troll

by Couch cat February 25, 2019

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couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

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An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.

Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch

Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.

Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...

Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...

by Khailen October 25, 2025

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Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

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