Covid-🚢

When the Diamond Princess at one time—on day nine after the 3,700-odd passengers and crew started their two-week quarantine—became the world’s hot spot, when it had more corona cases than every nation except China.

How many billion dollars would the cruise sector be losing worldwide, and how many million jobs in the global tourism industry would be lost, since Covid-🚢 came to the world attention, when most countries refused to let the passengers disembark?

by Covido November 9, 2020

covidence

When you think you’re immune from or above covid and act irresponsibly with no regard for others.

Man Bryce, (sarcastically) I really admire your covidence In throwing a party during this pandemic! You have so much self-covidence approaching that girl without a mask on bro!

by WakeyWai September 7, 2020

Covid Test

When A Male Sticks His Penis into the females Mouth then sticks it into her nose

I GAVE SAMUEL A COVID TEST LAST NIGHT

by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021

covid popper

When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.

Dude I haven't been out in forever, I did a good old Covid Popper on her now she dont walk right.

by El Capt obvi October 29, 2020

COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

Covid-19

A vacation wich people dont want, and kills.

Fuck Covid-19 said by the middle aged brick throwing man

by Hanz be like June 5, 2020