burger buddy

one who eliminates all anxiety associated with but not limited to the lonely consumption of 2 or more quarter pound burger patties with a minimum of 5 non traditional condiments. ie A1 steak sauce, anchovies, curry sauce, peanut butter, or chocolate.
Derek was sitting alone at Five Guys, his burger was delicous but something was missing, in walks Anthony. Derek thought to himself "there is a burger buddy if I've ever seen one".

Burger Buddy
by Marlboro Hamburglar May 06, 2009
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shit burger

When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.
"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"
by Adam_Cantrell November 18, 2005
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Death Burger

A burger, usually bought from a burger van or takeaway that is unhealthy and greasy.
I'm starving, fancy a death burger from that takeawy over there.
by U.D.I United May 16, 2006
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In and Out Burger

Ultra-conservative, all-American fast food chain. Check out the bottom rim of a soft drink cups at In and Out and you'll find a Bible chapter and verse to consult. The employees are shiny, happy, Stepford-like robots. Eating here is like tithing. It has reached the point in Bush's America where you can't even eat a burger without getting a sermon.
"Jesus H. Christ, I never realized that In and Out Burgers was run by Christian fundamentalists. Thou Shalt Eat In & Out!!!"
by creedmoor May 25, 2006
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satan burger

1. a theoretical burger that satan makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it.
2. any burger that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although satan probably could and Jesus definately could).
3. A burger that is so hot it makes you question your faith in God.
Ouch! That's a satan burger! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
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Cheese Burger

A "Cheese Burger" is a drug reference, it is when the addict takes both an Upper or Meth-amphetamine such as speed or crank and mixes it with a Downer like morphine or Vicodin. It is usually taken while ingesting alcohol.

It creates a conflicting feeling in the body that most users love and become addicted to quickly.

The reference is attributed to a college fraternity (Theta Xi) from Edinboro University in Erie, PA. This became in the 1990's their "Offical" high of choice.
Yo, bro-septh... you got a cheese burger?!?
by The Taco that ate you April 07, 2011
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Cum-burger

Cum Burger is when you cum or ejaculate in a girl and then proceed to eat them out.
"Hey man I just cum-burgered this chick in a one night stand. I never knew semen tasted good."
by MrNotWireless September 05, 2021
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