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Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.
Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.
by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025
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smoke main

if you main smoke you probably mess around in casual and don't care about your kd, everyone loves you, everyone wants to be your friend, and nothing stops you while playing siege. or your a toxic pos
person 1: emily is such a smoke main
person 2: but emily has no friends
by Furball Kun April 13, 2021
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Main character

It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.

Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).
- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.
by CitrousFan22 September 22, 2021
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Doctor Mains

These people love Gay Sex to an extreme level
Man... I hate Doctor Mains
by LooseToenails May 13, 2021
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Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.
“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”
by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021
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Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS

A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.
“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
Unfortunately
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
by Fml____6 April 10, 2023
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