high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

trip counter

When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.

Person A’s Mind: I’m going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?

by ChameleonDragon August 6, 2018

Trip

a dude with an extreme fear of melons

"I am an artist Trip, fuck you!" - Grace (facade)

by marina stan June 14, 2024

Shit's tripping

The circumstance where things are going a little too crazy.

'Bruh, did you know Jamie got arrested for pissing on the fountain?'
'Yeah man, shit's tripping.'
"For real"

by Neutral0id July 26, 2022

Retard Tripping

When you bug the fuck out and you’re also schizophrenic.

Ed Gein was really retard tripping when he killed his brother!

by Fish-bowl November 9, 2025

Trippy Trip

It's a trip that's organized by Bros usually on annual basis, it's a time for Bros to get to know each other and to attack each other as well. The trip is normally planned in advance with each of Bros having a specific role to play. This kinda trips involves few of the essentials including beer, hard liquor, cigars, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, massage, an air-tight 'bro-code'. There will be many photos taken as an evidence during the trip to bring sense to the other Bro on the next day but must be destroyed at the end of the trip.

Kishan is organizing a Trippy Trip next month and I believe it's gonna be fucking amazing!.

by WickAllahGun July 24, 2017