Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
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Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
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This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
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My boss has decided to hire a camera crew, be severely immature and childish, make crude jokes and spout out quotes that millennials will use on a coffee cup or t shirt. He’s totally officing.
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A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
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