Penis Game

Penis Game

A game 2-6 people play where one person says penis, then the next person has to say it louder, then to the point they are screaming “PENIS” at the top of their lungs. If you fail to yell it louder or just refuse to yell it at all, you are eliminated from the game.
Me-“Let’s play the penis game!
Me-“penis”
Person 2-“Penis”
Person 3-“Penis!”
Person 4-“PENIS!”
Person 5-“𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗦!!!”
*awkward staring*
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penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
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Starter Penis

A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.
I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.
by LaurenTrattner February 25, 2014
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Penis Chicken

When two men face off, eye to eye, both extending there hands grasping the opponents penis. This is a very strategic game, removing your hand from the penis is immediate disqualification declaring yourself as gay. Other way of losing this game is to be first boner, this creates different offensive and defensive strategies to win the game. Loser is declared Gay. This is the only full proof way of showing your homies you handle pressure well.
Chauncy: Did you see the look on Chaz face when he lost Penis Chicken? Frank: Can't help but declare him a gay homie.
by Penischicken March 03, 2016
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penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .
The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard
by slkMdafknrik December 08, 2014
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Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
by PortersPoppa July 16, 2014
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vegan penis

mmmm ryleigh have you tasted his vegan penis?
by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019
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