Penis

the thing you don't have

you do not have a penis cuz I lost it after your abortion failed

by I ATE UR MOMS FACE August 30, 2016

Penis

What Ethan Klebe doesn't have

Ethan's penis

by 4DaBantz August 25, 2016

vegan penis

the yummiest thing alive

mmmm ryleigh have you tasted his vegan penis?

by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019

Penis Chicken

When two men face off, eye to eye, both extending there hands grasping the opponents penis. This is a very strategic game, removing your hand from the penis is immediate disqualification declaring yourself as gay. Other way of losing this game is to be first boner, this creates different offensive and defensive strategies to win the game. Loser is declared Gay. This is the only full proof way of showing your homies you handle pressure well.

Chauncy: Did you see the look on Chaz face when he lost Penis Chicken? Frank: Can't help but declare him a gay homie.

by Penischicken August 16, 2016

Penis injections

When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.

Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .

The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard

by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014