Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place

Ima asian noodle ur face

by Marco pollo October 26, 2017

Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog

"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"

by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020

Noodle pass

The Asian n-word pass that only Asians have at birth

Ming li: Omg Timmy used a rasict slur against me without the noodle pass!
Timmy: no I didn't you ching chong

by Ahmetisverycooll69 August 9, 2022

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.

Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!

by crazy-fun August 1, 2011

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018