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Noah

If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.
Noah is a HeAdAsS
by paniniheadass September 25, 2019
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Noaha

Noaha,Noaha's are heartbreakers. They care for no one but they're self. Noaha's break hearts but make you fall in love. They are heartless and stupid. Never fall for a Noaha.
Abby Buchanan:Noaha broke up with me but I love him.
Cori Pope:It's not my problem when he breaks your heart again
Abby Buchanan:Okay then Bye cause he is my ride or die and I love him.
by sallisaw_tea November 30, 2019
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Noah

edgy grungeboy who screams randomly but everyone seems to enjoy, a little bit sped but very creative
bro you know Noah from fusecocks
by Droarian October 29, 2019
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Noah

A very messed up man that performs numerous pedophilic acts every day such as touching and raping little boys. He also goes by the name Richard Dickinson aka Dick Dickinson, he chose this name because it sounds like Richard has his dick (penis) inside of his son.
Noah Dequir is a very messed up man who touches children
by fucktardman February 4, 2021
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noah torres

THE WORST LYING PIECE OF SH!T EVER! Heart-breaker and holds onto the past, blames everything on you. Thinks he is the best. Ego.
Girl: is that Noah Torres?
Girl 2: HES A PIECE OF SH!T
Girl: oh ok why do you think so?
Girl 2: because he is the worst person ever.
by Da_pickle<3 May 29, 2022
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Meme Noah

This young producer in the ville lives life in the meme productions, he is very well known for hooking up with warman girls on the daily and sharing his memes orally. He cured cancer with his memes out in his Colorado.
Nigher: what is life
Meme Noah: life is an angle
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Jordan and Noah

Two people that should be together. A really cute cupple. They both love each other no matter what happens. No one should ever split up Jordan and Noah because they are perfect for each other.
Jordan and Noah would be the cutest cupple in school
by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015
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