a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.
by bryn knight October 17, 2008
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The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
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1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in MMORPGs, such as wow; to steal
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
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The stunned Sasquatch had but a few short moments to consider the evil that had brought him to this end after his karmic encounter with the ginger ninja.
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Ninjahs are incredibly dangerous, and often possess secret identities in order to stay hidden, as they are often sought after for their magic belly rub wish granting ability
Ninjahs are incredibly dangerous, and often possess secret identities in order to stay hidden, as they are often sought after for their magic belly rub wish granting ability
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these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
1.
my ninja sock ruined my relationship
2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
3.
girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
my ninja sock ruined my relationship
2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
3.
girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
by valos1479 May 22, 2009
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