by Troy46930473 September 6, 2018
Get the Mario facemug. Mario in Unreal is when a little pudding eating, piss drinking, outtie belly button loser with no eyes slaps a mario 64 model or worse, a high quality fan model, into a prefabbed unity forest with realistic animals, so already really un-fitting, and goes "wow guys me mario fun fumario maririio fan nn game is like so0000uuuu realisteedc!!!!!1111"
Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.
Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.
Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.
Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.
Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.
Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.
oooh mommy look, I made mario but real! he in da mario in unreal guy!
your father and I are getting a divorce
your father and I are getting a divorce
by iminhellplshelpahhh February 2, 2025
Get the Mario in Unrealmug. Mario, a young boy burdened with responsibilities beyond his years, finds himself caught in a challenging cycle. Tasked with helping his struggling family make ends meet working a job to pay his parents' bills. His life takes a darker turn when he becomes addicted to gambling, hoping to win big and ease his family's financial strain. Instead, the addiction drains his earnings and enslaves him further to his work. Mario's story highlights the tragic impact of adult pressures on a child. A guy who is force to pay his parents bills. Mario is the kind of person to gamble hie life savings away
Mario is a little boy
by zxzx Mitzu May 4, 2024
Get the Mariomug. likes to eat musty shrooms and steal bowsers girlfriends also is best friends with a talking paint can, a talking sticker, and a piece of origami also has a very musty stache that looks like a piece of dookie upon his gace
by prayden bennington221 February 3, 2023
Get the mariomug. Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!
by don'tcry June 7, 2021
Get the Mariomug. Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost
by YERT42069 October 17, 2019
Get the mario kart champmug. by BDGrat April 16, 2022
Get the Mario kartedmug.