The Magic Mac Job

After consuming a unhealthy amount of macaroni and cheese, you proceed to rub more upon someone cock while you suck him off.
After dinner last night I tried out 'The Magic Mac Job' on Brian. He was into it.

Hey Sara, do you think we should give Zach 'The Magic Mac Job' tonight after the party?

Bro, when she hit me with The Magic Mac Job I knew she was a keeper!
by Xeeri November 05, 2018
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Mac Truck Deluxe

Where the guy fucking plows the girl so hard she fuckin puke all over his cock
¨I was fucking her then hit her with that Mac Truck Deluxe¨ Grady said.
by The_Offical_Big_73 May 25, 2021
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Mac vs PC

A debate that ends up pissing off either windows or mac fanboys. Also one of the most ridiculous, often childish debates to ever encounter. It's a fucking computer, use what you will, and shut the fuck up.
by livehumansinside February 03, 2010
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big mac ass

an ass that is extremely big, yet it is so sloppy because it has wrinkles or flaps of grease everywhere - Just like a Big Mac.
Guy 1: Yoo I got some ghetto booty last night! She got that big ass son.
Guy 2: Aww hell, that ain't no good ass, that's a big mac ass.
by TheOtherWong February 09, 2010
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sorry, mac

Racist apology. Calling someone "mac" is regarded rather offensive and racist, as "mac" means monday, and nobody likes mondays.
Dude: "Have you got any playing cards?"
Person: "No. Sorry, mac"
Dude: "Man, that's racist!"
by CodJohn June 12, 2012
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The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
by Sithspitz November 08, 2011
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mac-n-crack

eating macaroni and cheese on top of crackers instead of with a spoon or fork.
Were going to go to my house to make some mac-n-crack.
by Moses x August 02, 2006
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