May 4th 

This is the day when you grab anyone’s ass, or give hugs.

Friend 1- can I have a hug!?
Friend 2- sure
Friend 1- *grabs ass*
Friend 2- why would u do that!
Friend 1- it’s May 4th who wouldn’t

May 4th by upyourass😌 October 22, 2019

May chan

The white- washed Asian bitch

Omg, it’s may chan, what a fucking white washed ass bitch

May chan by Silly person 101 November 3, 2019

May 15th 

National nigro day

Your black were you born May 15th

May 15th by Tut O’Malley November 25, 2019

May 1st 

National Gigi Bryant day

Today is may 1st national Gigi Bryant day

May 1st by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020

May 13 

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

May 13 by JJBABY101 May 7, 2020

May 8 

National booty pic day.
Celebrated on may 8th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s may 8th🤑🤑

May 8 by kittydestroyer May 8, 2020

May 15th 

Wedding anniversary of the superior sitcom couples, Peraltiago (Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago from Brooklyn 99 and Mondler (Monica Geller and Chandler Bing from Friends

"When are you getting married?"
Monica Geller: May 15th.

Amy Santiago: ...We're getting married on May 15th!

May 15th by pewralta May 15, 2020