Fast Loser 

Someone who resorts to applying for a job at a fast food restaurant above other jobs and fields simply because the job application entails quicker and easier employment. Not to mention being more apparent in the young eye, hence the minimal pay.

John: Hey, I heard Matty got a job at McDonalds, was that the only place who called him?
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!

Fast Loser by Rhaz August 11, 2008

Backwords Loser 

A person who is a backwords loser is the opposite of a loser. Therefore this person is very cool, funny, and extremely handsome. One of the biggest complements you can give someone is to call them a backwords loser.

You are a backwords loser which means your amazingly cool unlike becky :)JK

Backwords Loser by New Kid From Maine January 19, 2009

National Danny Loser day 

January 15, anyone named Danny is a loser for a day.

Jane: Hey danny did you now tomorrow is national Danny loser day?
Danny: No i didn’t :(

National Danny Loser day by milfloverr January 14, 2021

Fuckface loser 

1) Someone who looks like they fuck 24-7, and is always a loser.

2) An adjective for someone who fucked their life so bad that they are considered "fucked" and losers.

3) An ugly person, usually a bitch, who can't shave their own smelly vagina. So therefor they can't fuck because they are a loser.

" Ew Greg, look at that Fuckface loser over in the corner. She is so ugly that no one wants to fuck anymore because of her loserness."

Fuckface loser by brassmonkey33 June 8, 2009

peroxide loser 

A bloke with dyed blonde hair trying to be cool

peroxide loser by Hetero September 19, 2003

Butt Fuck Loser

1. A gigantic loser.

2. Some who is a really big loser and a fag. (see example)

Guy 1: "I hated that guy before I heard he was a Fag."

Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Butt Fuck Loser."

Butt Fuck Loser by cool_dood16 August 4, 2009

Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son 

that crazy person who think they all that smart junk

{in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.

Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008