Lewis

Lewis is typically a woman magnet with a 10 ft c0ck and he’s the funniest guy I’ve seen in my life.

Lewis: exists
Women: 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 23, 2022

Lewis Blount

Lewis blount is a known term used to describe inconveniences that are usually typical accidents.

For gods sake Phillip! I cant believe this... this is so lewis blount. You couldn’t get more lewis blount than this. You’ve made this into so much more of a lewis blount than it needs to be!

by Bitchfit.com October 2, 2020

Gary Lewis

Alter ego of Jair Bolsonaro, 38 president of Brazil

Who's Gary Lewis?

Bonoro's alter ego

by Biroliro May 17, 2022

tyson lewis

A cool guy with a massive penis.

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s

by NotTyson September 11, 2020

John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum

'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'

by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021

lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker

Lewis Burgham is an absolute twat

by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016