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ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.
Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.
by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011
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the laziness chirp

when a lazy black person refuses to change the batteries in their smoke alarm
*smoke alarm chirps*

White Person: Hey Jerome, your smoke alarm seems to be running low. You know they call that the laziness chirp?
Jerome: AYY MANE I AINT HEAR SHIT MANE
by americousin November 28, 2023
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Lazy

A person who sits on Discord calls and is too busy gaming to even do so much as open task manager to make sure their CPU is doing alright.

A person who is lazy can also be described as a bin.
Friend - Ayy bro, check your CPU.

Lazy Bin - Nah man I'm playing Roblox

Friend - Bruh, you're lazy.
by ItzOrange March 26, 2022
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Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
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Lazy

You don't have a real job, your wife is a mid-west, and you're Jesus doesn't forgive you.
Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Lazy

Person 1: bro this n๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ(noob) is too lazy to write a definition ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
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Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.
Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.
by THC BOM October 17, 2023
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