Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth

*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”

by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

knobbed in the butty

fucked in the ass, both physically and metaphorically.

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"

by csmc November 25, 2015

Knob Nazi

Somebody who rejects circumsised dicks.

Willy: My dick is cut.

Brandon: You're such a knob nazi.

by Gayboi10 April 14, 2021

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Cheddary cheesey knob

Martin daly grouse has the most cheddary cheesey knob in the entire universe

Wash your dirty cheddary cheesey knob Martin

by Martins mate April 2, 2023

Hot Knob

Used to describe something very hot

Man this room is like walking into a hot knob

by You dont need to know my name, just that i was here July 7, 2007