jesus tits

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

jesus awesome

the opposite of god awful

That pizza was jesus awesome.

by II VeZ II January 11, 2009

jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.

Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?

by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010

Jesus Chain

A Jesus Chain Is A Cross With A Chain THat You Wear Around Your Neck.

"I Forgot To Wear My Jesus Chain"
"I Got A Jesus Chain For My Confirmation"

by Brandon Harripersaud July 26, 2006

Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

by PPink February 20, 2009

Jessus

Jessus Chris' is my lard and savour.

Praise be to Jessus.

by Shaniqua Quantel Abdurrahman Wahid August 21, 2006

jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

by LayItonYou March 24, 2007