Jackalaka

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

by alip.21 November 27, 2009

Jackassasaur

A Jackass of epic proportions. Someone who does something above and beyond normal jackassness.

Did he just cut over in front of us to turn into a parking lot? What a jackassasaur!

by Hushful May 8, 2010

Jack Broomell

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.

1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."

by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

by FlyGirl November 13, 2013

Jack Port

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.

Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*

by Royal Writer June 1, 2018

Jack Vdk

Top 10 biggest forheads

"dude his forehead is jack vdk"

by TSM_Abenessy September 9, 2018

jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke

jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily

by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018