Italian woman 

Italian woman are generally fast, wild drivers. They should be kept off the roads!

That Italian woman just knocked that poor old man over.

Italian woman by Mafaldaz December 19, 2007

Italian Flu 

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.

Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.

Italian Flu by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009

hot italian grinder 

a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a hot italian grinder all over her face!

hot italian grinder by sonny_D April 8, 2008

Italian WASP 

An affluent guido who takes great pride in his appearance. Has fierce Italian pride, but still likes shopping at Hollister. Prominent in Staten Island's South Shore and New York suburbs.

Joe: Eeeyyy, me, Vinny and Vito are going tanning after school!
Tom: You're all such stupid Italian WASPs.

Italian WASP by Paddy McShanty December 27, 2007

italian job 

1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.

Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..

italian job by Vinny De Toenaili November 27, 2003

Italian tool kit 

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.

"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!

Italian tool kit by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010

Italian 

A race of people with the biggest noses in the world.
Their egos are generally as big as their noses.

Did you see the size of that Italian person's nose? Be careful around them, they might stab you with it.

Italian by tweek2311 April 27, 2014