Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing

Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp

by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019

pudding humping

Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.

Your dad likes pudding humping!?

by hypnus July 16, 2014

Hump day

The best reason to still live

yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.

by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023