Humara

Humara is a girl who is quite shy and sometimes outgoing. She is one of the sweetest and precious girls you’ll ever meet

Humara is so fit

by Likemyballs October 26, 2019

human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 1, 2019

Human

Featherless biped

Humans have ruined natural selection.

by Theshadowgod2005 December 30, 2019

Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.

Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.

by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020

Humans

A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.

Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.

by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Human

A biological species that are capable of destroying a planet in a few years, they create such technologies that damage the ecosystem. Humans create such high technology such as bombs just to kill other people(like when America bombed Japan) or to humiliate other people. Humans hate each other and are the doom of this planet. Humans are us, we are just sitting around in our room, playing video games. To be able to play video games, humans collected a lot of the suns energy and took electrons and put them into what we are now starring at, a screen. Humans have damaged so much of the Earth which is a place we are now living in. We are humanity that destroy our planet and it's living creatures.

Humans are flawed, soulless creatures, like me

Humans 1: Hey! Do want to come and try to kill the Earth with me?

Humans 2: Yeah! Of course!

by Imnotmaren September 8, 2020