Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.

A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

horny be gone

A brand of pills that is the inverse of Viagra with prolonged effects.

Here, take this! *gives horny be gone*

by TheSwaggyHobo July 27, 2021

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Horny Croy

Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.

Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"

by GeraldHimself March 1, 2021

horny heaven

A term to describe Paradise in the name of high sexual activity within' an individual.

Person 1: Bro those thighs are about to ascend me to horny heaven, i swear to god!
Person 2: I get you honestly, man.

by ThighsAppreciator August 9, 2023

Horny Swipe

A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.

"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"

Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser

Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick

by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021