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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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male hoe

1) Talks to a numerous amounts of women
2) Has sex with a numerous amounts of women
3) Believes hes a player yet got everyone fucked up
Ex) That male hoe not mine if he talking to Keisha, Megan and Theresa that's there man now. Stacey cant talk to male hoes that doesn't even mix
by $mullah June 5, 2014
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hey hoe

A greeting between women
by Amileeeee May 25, 2020
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Hoe Floor

The action of fucking and killing many hoes. So many you can fill every inch of you house with dead bodies .
Yo Tim girl friend Calysta was my final one. She is the final dead bodies to finish my Hoe floor.
by Homieslice of the Negro September 2, 2016
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Hoe Hug

When a male is walking with his female partner(girlfriend, wife, prostitute, etc) and his arm is draped across the back of her neck and over the shoulder, giving that hand the freedom to chunk deuces, gang signs, or any other obvious sign, thus still showing love for his girl and never losing swagger.
I saw a man and a women walking down the street. At first I thought they were friends, but then I noticed his arm around her, and his hanging hand in constant motion to every brother who walked by. I then realized they were locked in a hoe hug.
by a_dirty_panda November 21, 2010
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Dope hoe

Any female who will have sex just to get methamphetamine usually because they are broke or just enjoy having no dignity.
Hey you know Alissa, she's the biggest dope hoe around but she is completely oblivious.
by CrackIsWack420 September 26, 2018
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Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack
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