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holy communion

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.
Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.
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Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
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holy titty fuck

1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.

2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
Horny guy: An average titty fuck is good but nothing can beat a holy titty fuck !
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
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holy frick

Used as an alternative to "holy fuck". Typically said to avoid using inappropriate language, mostly with Christians/Mormons
by armsisajew November 28, 2017
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Holy Cat

exclamation used when one is suprised or excited, derived from slang holy cow. Originated by four year old foster child from Los Angeles, CA.
Holy Cat! Did you see how many coins i got on that level?
by betsy p. November 11, 2006
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holy whore

A very fat chick who has had sex
Ashlee Rife is walking down the hall...."HOLY WHORE!!!"
by Jeron October 24, 2003
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holy hand grenade

Codenamed: "rabbit killa'" A device of mass destruction engineered and developed by monty python.
Thou shelt lob thy Holy Hand Grenade at the foe, only after the count of 3.
by mad at the world February 28, 2003
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