Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 24, 2012

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Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

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Gutter helmet

A condom

Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.

by surveyor3 December 4, 2013

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dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

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