Hipster

Typical non-conformist. They forget the ability to just enjoy music simply because it's good and opt instead to argue about it. They feel they are entitled and waste thousands of dollars just to look like a homeless person. They don wingfarers, mustaches, kids' t-shirts, etc etc because it's "ironic" despite their complete lack of understanding of humor or irony. They rebel without understanding their cause. They only appreciate foreign films without realizing that they are "mainstream" in a different culture. They claim and are proud of being into things before everyone else liked them. When a musicians dies, they are the first ones to claim that they loved their music way before they died. They feel that the amount of vintage clothes that they own earn them some sort of credit as a human being. Really, they claim anything they wear that looks remotely old-fashioned is vintage. Like that counts for a lot. They are too busy rejecting social norms and having sore asses to appreciate anything that isn't "underground", still being hypocritical and shopping at mainstream stores. They believe they are smarter than everyone else without reasoning. They hate America and are unappreciative of their liberties. They've got 99 first world problems and starving to death isn't one.

In conclusion, hipsters are humorless, pretentious twats.

Normal person: Man, I love this new (insert formerly indie band here) track.

Hipster: Ew, you like them? I heard that they're on the radio now... Sell-outs.

Normal person: So you're sore that one of your precious indie bands has become successful, actually earning money and audience by pursuing their dream?

Hipster: ...

Normal person: Yeah, good reasoning.

by CDubayoo November 8, 2011

brazilian hamster

A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.

"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."

by sporky76 March 2, 2008

Hipster

A 18-25 year old who likes to say they're "alternative" but in actuality they're just contributing to consumer culture. Usually doesn't work, but lives off parents' money. It's rare to find a poor hipster. Wears Nikes.

Hipster: Hey wanna go shopping at the Nike store?
Non-hipster: No thanks, they use foreign slave labor.
Hipster: Whuttt?

by ginger94 July 15, 2010

hipster

Yet another clique for people who can't develop an identity of their own.

Hipsters are no different from goths, emos, bogans, backpackers and surfies.

by freebooter December 15, 2010

Hipsterism

A chronic imbalance in Noradrenaline hormones in the endocrine system, which results in mental retardation and lack of intelligence in the brain.

see also: Down Syndrome, Christianity

"I suffered from Hipsterism before anyone else"

by Pagan4L July 10, 2014

Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008

Hipster

Although it was once a name for a particular urban subculture, loosely defined by clothing choices, "hipster" has recently come to be roughly synonymous with "person between the ages of 12 and 40 who does not wear sweatpants outdoors."

"That guy once bought a t-shirt at American Apparel; he must be a hipster."

by gg179 February 4, 2010