hangerbate

To masturbate while hangry

i was hungry and horny so i figured i'd hangerbate

by GTGx September 24, 2011

Hanger

A penis that hangs down. Never erect. Never gets hard. Girls don't like it. If you have one chances are you won't get laid.

Guy 1: remember when Phil took out his dick?
Guy 2: ya it was a hanger ?

by Thebigdtahtgetslaid September 25, 2017

Haider

A nigga who gets into peoples business and cuts off people when he’s on the wrong he’s also gonna become some sort of desi hulk by February 11th don’t know how he’s gonna do it going to results fitness but who tf cares and got brewer broken by a girl he can’t get over LMFAO

Haider is a cry baby

OMG did you see that haider over there he’s such a bitch haha.

by Big mans 101 November 19, 2020

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006

Scrotum Handler

One who constantly has their hand, on their own and/or someone elses

Nyle is a scrotum handler, (courtesy of ERRR gary hawkes)

by Gary Hawkes March 17, 2009

tool handler

A person who uses someone like a tool

My new calling in life is to be a tool handler

by cayser March 18, 2009

Doppelganger Hanger

someone who still keeps a picture of a popular person (actor, athlete, artist, etc) of which they were told they look-alike (or not) as their primary pic in their web profile, 3 weeks or more past Doppelganger Week.

Dude1: "I met this girl online who looks like Beyonce, but when we met in person after 2 weeks of chattung, Dude, I didn't see any trace of Beyonce in her, I don't get it."

Dude2: "Dude, haven't you heard of the Doppelganger Hangers !? They're rampant now. I learned my lesson this week after meeting somebody parading as Jodie Foster online. Just be careful from now on."

by CJ_dBabe February 9, 2010