Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

post-Google

after google was started

post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019

you got a pair of google slides? me too!

by relevationslrf February 24, 2022

google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.

'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'

by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014