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Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)
Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.
by Aristondemos October 30, 2020
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Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
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goggle

this is for retards who don't know how to spell google
i am going to search that up on goggle
by Lakisimbodi March 17, 2021
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Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose
When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages
by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022
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Perv Goggle

Verb. When a person goes anywhere in public and gets creepily stared at by the opposite sex for an extended and uncomfortable period of time. The goggling is perpetrated by a creepy person. The term goggle represents large, wide eyes;
I’m walking out of the store. I got perv goggled so bad in there.
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 4, 2022
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goggle

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*
by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022
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Goggle Bottom

very naghty word
by willy face master April 28, 2022
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