Flap Getter

A Person who gets all the flap.

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'

by JohnFlaps October 20, 2013

Flap John

A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.

They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!

by Rooby Pots December 10, 2013

Flapdoodle

A small implement having a broad, flat, flexible blade that is used to mix, spread, or lift material.

A flapdoodle is used to flip a fried egg

by Blacklamby November 27, 2014

flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian June 30, 2014

Flapagoodos

When you got a bad grade.

Damn, Flapagoodos!!!!! I got a F!

by HiGuysss February 28, 2015

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015