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Fucked shit

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.
Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit
by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019
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Fucking Fucked

To be under the influence of alcohol to the point where speech becomes slured, you start talking shit the world starts to spin.
"Fuck man, I'm Fucking fucked"
"Fuck me, your turning green"
"Fuck man, I'm Fucking Fucked"
"I know, you said"
"fuck....."
by Wensleydale October 24, 2008
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Tunnel Fucked

A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."

"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
by TheRoadWarrior July 29, 2009
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Future Fucked

Some who is future fucked or who is future fucking people up,

1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.

2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.

They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.

2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Bingo Fucked

What many Scrabble players will be now that proper nouns are allowed.
I just used all my letters and Bingo Fucked Tall Pall at Scrabble.
by Fappee April 11, 2010
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French Fucked

The act of giving in to something regardless of it being regrettable, such as pity sex, after the stereotype of the French to surrender often.
They keep asking me to take that position because noone else will, I'll be French Fucked if that ever happens.

She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.
by UltimateCarnage June 4, 2017
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Kentucky Fucked

For when saying you got "fucked" doesn't quite cut it
That presentation was so bad, their grades are gonna get Kentucky Fucked
by CSquirrel April 18, 2020
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