who fucked the pastor?

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010

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bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.

I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.

by marusya8 June 14, 2011

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Militarily Fucked

when the military (of any branch) royally screws up your pay

Soldier- "Well, we're not gonna be able to pay our rent this month."
Soldier's Wife- "What? Why?!"
Soldier- "We were militarily fucked."

by Scarlett_Dawn September 3, 2013

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Wi-Fucked

When your home Wi-Fi, due to signal interference, disconnects you in the middle of an important online task, such as a skype interview you have been preparing for the last 3 weeks.

Bob: Hey Steve, how did your job interview go yesterday?
Steve: I got Wi-Fucked in the middle of it man.
Bob: told you to buy a new router.

by sparkskie.87 June 2, 2014

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