Alaskin Fanny Cream

When someone Ejaculate's in a pot and then leave it for 2-3 days, then shit in it. and put it in the microwave for 2 mins. Then get it out, and rub it all over your partners pussy for some lub. To add flavour or a kick add marmite! :)

Alaskin Fanny Cream, is a exsotic lub.

by alaskin makers March 30, 2011

slack fanny

In Devon (West of England), an idle, slow and incompetent person who is no use to man nor beast. Just like a slack fanny (whether British or American), someone who does a poor job of whatever they are meant to be doing.

'That Pete's such a slack fanny. Three bloody years I've been waiting for him to look at my roof.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

cock-a-fanny

n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's

by b0ng April 3, 2003

my great aunt fanny

fanny is a euphemism for the buttocks. So the exclamation "My Aunt Fanny!" or "My great Aunt Fanny!" is to say
"My ass!" as something of a perturbed rebuttal or reply

"I think YOU dented my car."

(surprise and denial) "My great Aunt Fanny! I did not!"

by theguywhobrokethebank November 1, 2013

face like a fat girls fanny

An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex

Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny

by hardorhome November 5, 2011

fanny fluff

the bit of fluff found round your fanny.

"i wanted to have sex with enid today, but she had too much fanny fluff and it put me off"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

Bucket Fanny

A fanny which is large and very loose. Maybe its this way through child birth or just one wild night with a stud or oversized sex toys.

Its a term to describe a fanny , but can also use as an insult.

Rhys Wait looked at his A-Hole and said to Alice "What does it look like?"

She said in reply " A Bucket Fanny! It looks like my actual fanny!"

by Rhys Wait June 19, 2006