ear wig

shit stains/ streaks left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after pinching a loaf

the toilet bowl was streaked with ear wigs

by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006

ear slap

when a woman starts to orgasm..rear back with your right hand and slap her in the ear as hard as you can...women love it!!!

that bitch was so into it she begged me to ear slap her.

by tj rogers August 23, 2003

Tin ear

A person with a tin ear is a hearing person who is accustomed to the sound of a deaf person's voice, and is better at understanding deaf people speak than most other hearing people.

Her brother is deaf and has speech, so she has a tin ear.

by JJKSW February 26, 2010

up the ear

when you get fucked in the ear

steve got it up the ear

by butt June 5, 2004

Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006

Ear Condom

A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.

Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!

by russelcrowe September 2, 2013

cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004