JB Dutch Oven

Similar to the original Dutch oven but one step further. Shitting under the covers then shoving an unsuspecting victims head under to suffer the aftermath of some major poppies.

Kron: you're washing your sheets again, man?
Michael: yeah dude, I got JB dutch ovened again last night
Kron: sickkk brah

by KklHgxc July 11, 2011

box duty

The act of eating a girl out.

"Dude, I was just on box duty with Tori!"

by jack d July 27, 2015

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Getto Dutch Oven

When you fart in a plastic bag and put it over someones head.

Ima getto dutch oven your ass

by rawilliamsb November 29, 2016

Stinky dutchman

When you give you friend a dutch rudder whilst on the toilet hanging a shit !!

Fuck old mate was hammered last night he gave shorty a stinky Dutchman for a couple of smokes ..

by gproz June 16, 2017

Idaho dutch oven

When a male cums inside a used condom then while their partner is unconscious proceeds to put filled condom onto their partner's head in a single swift motion.

Jack totally surprised me with the Idaho dutch oven last night. He is such a romantic snack.

by LaDongsha Bongquisha January 21, 2018

Sour Dutchman

When your face runs into someone's booty. This is also true if someone elses face runs into your booty.

Usually by accident.

I leaned over to tie my shoe and I Sour Dutchmaned that kid. Oops.

by Sunless Pants June 15, 2018